New Karakaatakaaran

The most  popular commedy ( if it happens in software field................)   Goundamani is the project leader and Senthil is in  his team.  One  day he calls Senthil to do a module. Goundamani: Dai, Rendu byte allocate pannitu vaa.  Senthil   : Integeraa... floata..  Goundamani: Velakenna.. Integer byte dhaan da.  Senthil goes to the command prompt and types a  program.  Senthil: Enga annan rendu byte allocate panna  sonnaru..  System : Ungannan enna supervisoraa.. malloc  command koduthaa evan venaalum allocate pannalaam.  Senthil: Sari, evvalavu byte allocate aagum.  System : 2 intukku 8 byte.  Senthil: 8 bytekku 2 int.  System : 2 intukku 8 byte.  Senthil: 8 bytekku 2 int.  Senthil: Aiyo, unnoda rodhanayaa pochu.. allocate  panniko.. Senthil takes two bytes but frees one bytes and  this causes a system crash.   Goundamani comes and looks at the program  crash.He decides to debug and comes to the point where it crashes.    Goundamani: Dai, naan unnai enna panna sonnen?  Senthil   : Rendu byte allocate panna sonneenga  Goundamani: Oru byte indha irukku innoru byte enga? Senthil   : Andha innoru byte dhaane idhu..  Goundamani: Ch.. dai, naan unnai enna panna sonnen?  Senthil   : Rendu byte allocate panna sonneenga.  Goundamani: System allocate pannicha?  Senthil   : Pannichu.  Goundamani: Oru byte indha irukku.. Innoru byte  enga...  Senthil   : Andha innoru byte dhaane idhu..  Goundamani: aadinggg....    Goundamani gets wild and the other team members  tried to control him.  Junior Baliah, the tech lead, comes.    Jr. Baliah: Enna anna, ippadi panreenga.  Avan  namma setu?  Goundamani: Enna setu, periya shaving setu.. rendu  byte allocate panna theriyalai..  Jr. Baliah: Avan chinna payan, ippa dhaan teamla serndhirukkaan..  ippadi kettaa eppadi solluvaan.  Naan  kekkaren..               Thambi, annan unnai ennai panna  sonnaaru..   Senthil   : rendu byte allocate panna sonnaaru..   Jr. Baliah: Allocate panniyaa?   Senthil   : Pannene..   Jr. Baliah: Oru byte indha irukku.. ha ha.. andha..  rendavadhu byte  enga               irukku..   Senthil   : Andha rendavadhu byte dhaane idhu...   Goundamani: Adey...     The documentation head Kovai Sarala comes.     K. Sarala : Enna inga sandai.. Enna inga sandai..   Teammate  : Onnum illaika.. Annan rendu byte  allocate panna sonnaar..               oru byte indha irukku.. innoru byte  enganu ketta andha               innoru byte thaanga idhunu solraar..   K. Sarala : Irunga naan kekkaren..  Indha, Annan  unnai ennai panna               sonnaaru..   Senthil   : Rendu byte allocate panna sonnaaru..   K. Sarala : Allocate panniya?   Senthil   : Pannenne..   K. Sarala : System koduthicha?   Senthil   : Check pannene.   K. Sarala : Oru byte indha irukku..  Innoru byte  karumam enge...   Senthil   : Andha innoru byte dhaanga idhu..   Goundamani: Adey unnai naan midhikaame vida poradhu  illai..   K. Sarala : Oru byteukku ivvalavu periya  prachanaya?   Goundamani: Enna byte pathi sarva saadharanama  sollitte... Indha byte               vishyathinaale.. machines renda pirinji  onnu big endianu               innonu little endianu irukkudhunga..  adhu machinela idhu               softwarela.. aana prachanai ellaam onnu  dhaan.. Dey, udanga                 da..Ada, udungadangren..     Goundamani goes near Senthil.     Goundamani: Dai, unnai naan enna allocate panna  sonnen?   Senthil   : byte allocate panna sonnenga.   Goundamani: Enna byte?   Senthil   : Integer bytu.   Goundamani: Evvalo byte mothama?   Senthil   : 8 byte.   Goundamani: 8 bytekku evvalu integer?   Senthil   : Rendu   Goundamani: System koduthicha?   Senthil   : Koduthiche..   Goundamani: Ethana byte koduthichu?   Senthil   : Rendu integer bytu..   Goundamani: Onnu indha irukke.. innonu enga?   Senthil   : Ada, indha innonu dhaanga idhu..   Goundamani: Dai...     Senthil runs and everybody run behind him..

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